me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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