I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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