CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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