I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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