Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
