She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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