I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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