So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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