So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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