I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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