is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
