I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
