thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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