He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
