call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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