So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think your dad took our porno
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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