All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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