Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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