At least make sure they are 18
Why
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
