I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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