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(985): View more from Louisiana

when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.

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(845): View more from New York

I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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(540): View more from Virginia

I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.

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(+34): View more from Spain

First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet

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(708): View more from Illinois

hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?

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