Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
How naked do you want me to be?
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