The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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