mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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