i barfeds in our rink
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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