with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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