why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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