OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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