Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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