Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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