The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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