Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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