i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
