I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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