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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.

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(812): View more from Indiana

she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

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thatta girl

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(505): View more from New Mexico

she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes

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(518): View more from New York

I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.

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(519): View more from Ontario

No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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(434): View more from Virginia

You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Shriek

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(949): View more from California

I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent

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