There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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