when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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