I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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