Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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