She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I need a beard to bite.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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