i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
