:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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