dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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