Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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