hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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