I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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