I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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