Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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