So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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