After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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