How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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