I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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